martes, 2 de diciembre de 2008

Estudiante de ingenieria...(vol. I)

Os dejo con situaciones tipicas que vive un estudiante de ingenieria, me pareció gracioso, además en los pocos meses que llevo en esto, alguna ya las he cumplido! xDDD
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>Sabes dormir en cualquier lugar y ni se diga de la técnica tibetana para dormir de pie en las busetas (o por lo menos ya has cabeceado mientras vas parado porque te quedaste dormido(a) unos cuantos segundos).

>Has babeado en clase, debido a que te estabas durmiendo en frente del profesor (que está molesto porque te estás durmiendo en su clase)

>El café y la coca-cola nunca son caprichos o gustitos...¡¡¡son herramientas de estudio!!!

>Escuchas el Himno Nacional dos veces en el radio (Cuando termina la programación y cuando inicia al día siguiente), sin levantarte de tu silla.

>Has dormido alrededor (o más) de 20 horas seguidas en un fin de semana.

>Has cabeceado en el baño.

>Tu hermano(a) cree que es hijo(a) único(a).

>Has escuchado toda la música de tu computadora más de una vez en menos de 48 horas.

>No eres visto en público sin ojeras.

>Ir a clase puede convertirse en un dilema o una estrategia, "No voy a cálculo para hacer lo de física y falto a física para estudiar para el parcial de..."

>Te has lavado los dientes en el baño de la facultad y mínimo una vez has ido con la misma ropa del día anterior sin habértela quitado del todo.

>Has descubierto los beneficios de raparte o traer el pelo cortito, o en su defecto ¡¡¡las gorras eternas te ahorran problemas!!!

>Odias a la gente que te dice "Yo iba a estudiar ingeniería..." y te lo dicen tan a la ligera, pero no tienen idea del huevo que conlleva la carrera, o peor aún, los que nunca acabaron la carrera y creen que por eso ya son Ingenieros.

>Eres un persistente a la hora de buscar programas en Internet y/o páginas de proveedores o cualquier tipo de información para trabajos y casos de diseño.

>Haces trabajos finales enormes la noche antes de la fecha límite y alcanzas. Si no... ¡¡¡En el bus hay tiempo!!!

>Combinas desayuno, comida y cena en UNA gran cena (¡¡¡EN UNA GRAN HARTADA!!!).

>No concibes las vacaciones como otra cosa sino tiempo para dormir.

>Las golosinas y demás chucherías te sacan fácilmente de problemas en cambio de clase.

>Tus peores pesadillas consisten en llegar tarde al parcial que es crucial para aprobar alguna materia o en no entregar a tiempo algún trabajo del cual depende tu nota.

>Es un hecho comprobado que al menos el 95% de las personas que estudian Ingeniería han soñado más de una vez que llegan tarde al Parcial o que les dicen que el parcial fue tiempo atrás y él (ella) no lo hizo.

>Puedes vivir sin contacto humano, comida o luz solar, pero si se descompone tu computadora, o pierdes el servicio de Internet......¡¡¡CAOS TOTAL!!!

>Has tenido que programar tu calculadora para antes de un parcial; o si tienes suerte, has logrado conseguir los programas que otro; en su tiempo, hizo.

>A tus papás les da miedo hacer preguntas como "¿ya terminaste?" enfrente a ti.


Salud y sed felices!

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me han encantado lo de: en el bus hay tiempo!!!
en el metro de ciudad universitaria parece entonces q todos son ingenieros xD
Sufriremos, sí, pero verás como al final lo sacamos (¿?), bueno, nos quedaran poquitas.

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